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It's Going to Be an Awkward Christmas, Darling Part 3

from It's Going to Be an Awkward Christmas, Darling by Helen Arney

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LYRICS - It's going to be an awkward Christmas, darling - part 3

He sits alone, in his Polo
Christmas sucks when you’re do it solo.
They weren’t exactly Romeo and Juliet but that’s good cos it means that no-one will end up dead
Turns off the stereo, swallows his pride
Reaches for the door but she’s there on the other side
She slips in
Sitting next to him

She says “Let’s try starting all over again
How did we get into this terrible mess?
My sweater’s so big it’s more like a dress
I’ll have to tell my auntie they fit us perfectly”
They start to giggle uncontrollably
Eyes a’ twinkling
She says what they’re thinking:

It’s going to be an awkward Christmas darling
December 25 will be uncomfortable, honey
It’s going to be an awkward Christmas darling
The Queen’s speech will be unbearable

It’s going to be an awkward Christmas darling
December 25 will be uncomfortable, honey
It’s going to be an awkward Christmas darling,
Put this all aside until Boxing Day
Happy Christmas

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from It's Going to Be an Awkward Christmas, Darling, released December 1, 2010
Words & Music - Helen Arney & Paul Richards
Harp - Kat Arney
Extra vocals - Tom McDonnell
Additional instruments and production - Martin Randle

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Helen Arney London, UK

"Geek Songstress" Helen Arney is the UK's finest purveyor of comedy songs with a scientifically verified twist.

"Champion of musical whims" Evening Standard
**** ”Harnesses the spirit of Ben Folds & the Divine Comedy’s Neil Hannon… delightful” (Chortle)

Also one third of Festival of the Spoken Nerd and author of "The Element In The Room"
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