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It's Going to Be an Awkward Christmas, Darling Part 2

from It's Going to Be an Awkward Christmas, Darling by Helen Arney

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LYRICS - It's going to be an awkward Christmas, darling - part 2

Tensions high, they’re still faking
He looks stressed, on the verge of breaking
Down, mum asks when they’re gonna hear the sound of wedding bells, he’s trembling like a gazelle,

Mum says “you owe us an apology
Is this just because she beat you at Monopoly?
It’s still snowing
She’s not going”

He storms out of the flat, and tripping over the doormat
Still wearing a jumper three sizes too small
This is not the Christmas he was hoping for
Without him they tuck into their turkey meal
He sits in his car, head on the steering wheel
Flicks the radio on, it’s playing this song:

“It’s going to be an awkward Christmas darling…”

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from It's Going to Be an Awkward Christmas, Darling, released December 1, 2010
Words and music by Helen Arney & Paul Richards
Extra vocals by Tom McDonnell
Additional instruments and production by Martin Randle

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Helen Arney London, UK

"Geek Songstress" Helen Arney is the UK's finest purveyor of comedy songs with a scientifically verified twist.

"Champion of musical whims" Evening Standard
**** ”Harnesses the spirit of Ben Folds & the Divine Comedy’s Neil Hannon… delightful” (Chortle)

Also one third of Festival of the Spoken Nerd and author of "The Element In The Room"
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