We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

Indie Song (Jonah and the Snail theme)

from Songs for Modern Loving by Helen Arney

/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.
    Purchasable with gift card

      name your price

     

about

This is every Indie Song ever, in a single track.

lyrics

LYRICS - Indie Song

This is my indie song
It’s got 3 chords and it’s 2 minutes long
It sounds like a tune you already know
Because they used it to advertise a Nokia phone

Uh huh, ah yeah, I only know 3 chords
Oh yeah, uh huh, I’m a full-grown adult but I ride a skateboard

I’ll tell you how to get a record deal
Cover Britney Spears on the glockenspiel
All my songs sound a little bit samey
Cos I play them on an out of tune ukulele

Oh yeah, uh-huh, I’ve stolen Laura Marling’s fans.
Uh-huh, a yeah, I’ve got a large collection of cardigans

Some people ask me what this song is all about…

It’s about girl–slash–boy meets boy-slash-girl
There isn’t any other type of song in the world
But I gotta keep my indie credentials up
So let’s rock it with a mini harmonica

Some people ask me how I’m going to end this song…

I’ll repeat a phrase until it sounds meaningful
Repeat a phrase until it sounds meaningful
Repeat a phrase until it sounds meaningful
Repeat a phrase until it sounds meaningful
And then we'll end on a minor chord

credits

from Songs for Modern Loving, track released August 1, 2010
Ukulele, glockenspiel, mini harmonica, handclaps and all vocals by Helen Arney

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Helen Arney London, UK

"Geek Songstress" Helen Arney is the UK's finest purveyor of comedy songs with a scientifically verified twist.

"Champion of musical whims" Evening Standard
**** ”Harnesses the spirit of Ben Folds & the Divine Comedy’s Neil Hannon… delightful” (Chortle)

Also one third of Festival of the Spoken Nerd and author of "The Element In The Room"
... more

contact / help

Contact Helen Arney

Streaming and
Download help

Shipping and returns

Redeem code

Report this track or account

Helen Arney recommends:

If you like Helen Arney, you may also like: