Indecent Proposal

from by Helen Arney

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  • Helen Arney Songbook - words & chords for uke, guitar or piano
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    I've taken all the songs from the Voice of an Angle EP plus 6 from Songs for Modern Loving, and turned them into a songbook! It has all the words, chords and tips you need to play them on ukulele, guitar, piano, musical saw or indeed any instrument of your choice.

    You'll get a beautifully printed 32 page book with a cover by Tom Humberstone, printed on recycled paper, and a free download of my Voice of an Angle EP (or free download of Songs for Modern Loving or It's Going To Be An Awkward Christmas, Darling if you order it via those album pages)

    These are the songs you will find inside

    - The Sun Has Got His Huff On
    - Indie Song
    - Statistically I Love You
    - My Dad Is A Morris Dancer
    - Moth Song (A Parable For Love)
    - Erwin’s Other Animals
    - Let’s Make Love Like Animals
    - You & Me & Walt Disney (version for uke, and bonus version for other instruments)
    - For Steven’s Girlfriend
    - Laboratory Christmas Party
    - Indecent Proposal

    If you'd like your book signed, please choose the "Yes Please!" option and then tell me the dedication you want by writing it in the "include a message" box when you order.

    I've also opened a page on my website for comments, queries, corrections and links to your cover versions - head over to to see what other people are saying and join in the conversation.
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from Songs for Modern Loving, released August 1, 2010
Piano and vocals Helen Arney
Musical saw Rhodri Marsden:



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Helen Arney Islington, UK

Musical Comedian. Geek Songstress.

Helen Arney is a purveyor of the finest comedy songs

"Champion of musical whims" Evening Standard
One of Dave TV's "Top 10 stand-ups to see in 2011"
**** ”Harnesses the spirit of Ben Folds & the Divine Comedy’s Neil Hannon… delightful” (Chortle)

One third of Festival of the Spoken Nerd and half of the Balconettes, her songs have been heard on BBC Radio 4
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